Verboticism: Yahopless

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.
Yahopless
Created by: kryptik
Pronunciation: ya-hoh-ples
Sentence: My brother can find the history of Prague online, but he can't keep track of his own keys. He's seriously yahopeless.
Etymology: From the word 'Yahoo' and 'Hopeless'
Points: 431