DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

Antepussty

Created by: themeanreds

Pronunciation: Ant-ae-puss-tee

Sentence: I can't find my Corvette anywhere due to a severe case of antepussty.

Etymology: Ante (anterior) + Puss (face) = It's right in front of your grill, man. Get yourself together.

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