DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

Pewjumping

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: p-u-jumping

Sentence: ....so there I was, slowing at the lights, when this BMW cut in front of me ... couldn't have that, so I did a bit of pewjumping and BOY did he give me some language, but I did it ...

Etymology: pew (church seating accommodation) rhymes with queue (inference being that the user will reach the coffin before the rest of the congregation!) - jumping.

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