Verboticism: Swerveillance

'Kids! Quit fooling around back there! It's dangerous!'

DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

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Swerveillance

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

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