Verboticism: Diviewsion

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Diviewsion

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Pronunciation: die-view-zhun

Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.

Etymology: diversion, view

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