Verboticism: Molasster
DEFINITION: n. A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say. v. To talk in a painfully slow manner.
Molasster
Created by: Shellbow
Pronunciation: mo-LASS-tur
Sentence: He was such an extreme molasster it took him five minutes to ask for the ketchup.
Etymology: Molass- from molasses, a notoriously slow-pouring substance, especially when cold.
Points: 359
Comments: Molasster
Shellbow - 2013-11-01: 23:26:00
I know it sounds dangerously close to molester, but so be it.