Verboticism: Interpenise

'My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry!'

DEFINITION: n., 1. The process by which pairs of socks are washed, dried, and then separated perhaps never to be reunited again. 2. The place where lost socks disappear to. v. To lose your mate in the wash.

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Interpenise

Created by: GossaMcqueen

Pronunciation: in-ter-penise

Sentence: "Would you please not interpenise your single-sock stealing proclivities while we are enjoying a sensitive sisterhood"; or, "Your interpenisation is here unwelcome, please confine yourself to the fashion media, who always wear paired socks".

Etymology: to insert a penis-like utterance, or concept, into a sophisticated gathering or washing machine, and then remove one sock from each pair

Points: 452

Comments: Interpenise

GossaMcqueen - 2013-01-16: 18:15:00
i don't think i have the posting method sussed out \^_^/

GossaMcqueen - 2013-01-16: 18:46:00
[Edit #2] until i find out how to delete this or to change the "Word" i can only offer this hybrid of the missing sock scenario, and my own word;

GossaMcqueen - 2013-01-16: 18:48:00
my Word is "interpenise", i shall be looking for a break; ty X

GossaMcqueen - 2013-01-16: 19:03:00
i don't like this, all this rethinking and editing and i end up looking stupid ;_; *kwies*