Verboticism: Flirtual

'Who's this? A facebook friend.'

DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Flirtual

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Pronunciation: Flur-tu-al

Sentence: Miss Slimmy Websurfer was such a flurtual person. Poor Mr. Bonehead Websurfer had no idea how many hours she spent online chatting up other guys.

Etymology: Flirt- To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures. Part of "Virtual"- Simulated, or carried on by means of a computer or computer network: virtual conversations in a chatroom.

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