Verboticism: Muttmuting

'Guess what? I'm going to the doctor to get my vocal cords tuned!'

DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.

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Muttmuting

Created by: peterm

Pronunciation: mutt-muting

Sentence: That distasteful dog needs a muttmuting

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