Verboticism: Myocardialinfraction

Myocardialinfraction

Created by: Mustang

Definition: v. To expire, pass away or kick the bucket while at the office; often occurs when someone is overworked, underpaid, and desperately trying to hang on for a full pension. n. A person who has been suddenly, and permanently, terminated while a work.

Pronunciation: my-oh-card-yal-in-FRACK-shun

Sentence: Elwood committed the ultimate myocardialinfraction by having a fatal heart attack mere weeks before he was to have gained eligibility for a comfortable retirement package.

Etymology: Blend of 'myocardial' (relating to the tissue of the heart) and 'infraction' (breach; violation; infringement) -- a word play on the medical term myocardial infarction.

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Comments: Myocardialinfraction

Jabberwocky - 2009-03-30: 12:51:00
nice combo

mweinmann - 2009-03-30: 16:37:00
I wonder if they docked his last paycheck for this "infraction"