Verboticism: Anticipurge

Anticipurge

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Definition: n. Redundant and often clumsy preparations made before meeting with a "professional" -- like a hairdresser, dentist or cleaning lady. v. To prepare for a meeting with a professional by trying to hide the fact that you desperately need their services.

Pronunciation: an-tis-i-purge

Sentence: Harry was horrified when he got to work and realized that the housekeeper was coming to clean his apartment today and he had forgotten to anticipurge the girly magazines from the bathroom.

Etymology: anticipate -- get ready, prepare, purge -- cleanse, purify

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Comments: Anticipurge

kateinkorea - 2009-03-26: 09:29:00
I like it!

Jabberwocky - 2009-03-26: 12:32:00
funny