Verboticism: Twittersplatted

Twittersplatted

Created by: TJayzz

Definition: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.

Pronunciation: Twit-er-splat-ed

Sentence: When Sam agreed to help out at the local under 10's cricket club he didn't realise how dangerous it could be. Being one player down he stepped in to help, only to be knocked out by a speeding cricket ball. As he came round he was completely twittersplatted, all he could see were stars, flashing lights and little tweety birds. A night in hospital soon had him back on his feet, but he decided to give cricket a miss from then on.

Etymology: Twitter(of a bird, a series of light tremulous sounds)+ Splat(ted)(The sound of being struck by a heavy or hard object)

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Comments: Twittersplatted

Jabberwocky - 2009-02-19: 10:38:00
terrific sentence

metrohumanx - 2009-02-23: 00:44:00
WELL DONE, TJ! This def was inspired when i ran into a low-hanging lintel while running to answer a telephone.