Verboticism: Wooedlousited
DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.
Wooedlousited
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: wood/wooed louse sited
Sentence: Honey Bunny looked on-yon world wide web for love. She searched walla to walla for a sweet one. Vid Alia, turned out to be a gorgin'. Chives was a bit too green. Sal Ad was a bit too red. Maui was a bit too far away. French Fryde turned yellow and ran away. So many were Rap Scallions. Honey Bunny finally realized, looking for love on the endearnet, oops, I mean the interknot, was very wooedlousesited!
Etymology: WOOED, LOUSE is a play on woodlouse. SIGHT/SITE. Wooed - actions taken when looking for love. Louse - undesirable bug, also slang for an undesiraable man. Sight - to use the eyes to look and see. Site - internet locations/domains. ..................... 'on yon' is another way to say onion. Now the following word plays on the names of onions might make better sense.
Points: 1094
Comments: Wooedlousited
silveryaspen - 2009-02-11: 02:46:00
This week I seem to have a wiled hare ..... everyday.
galwaywegian - 2009-02-11: 04:31:00
thyme is a great healer
kateinkorea - 2009-02-11: 09:40:00
I think you're having too much fun with this. :)
Jabberwocky - 2009-02-11: 10:43:00
I keep thinking of Easter instead of Valentine's Day
silveryaspen - 2009-02-11: 11:26:00
Thanks for spicing it up a notch, galwaywegian. You are absolutely right, kateinkorea. Oh, Jabberwocky, so am I!
Nosila - 2009-02-12: 00:35:00
Your story has apeel, oh Lady of Shallot! It made my eyes leek.