Verboticism: Heartlyanycalories

'I knew you didn't want anything fattening...'

DEFINITION: n. A valentine gift which does not cause weight gain. v. To give a non-fattening gift as a symbol of love, which should not be interpreted -- under any circumstances -- as a comment on the recipient's weight.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: hart/lee/any/cal/or/ees

Sentence: Heartlyanycalories is the newest sensation to hit the shelves this Valentines day. Each box of these chocolate peanut butter hearts is generously laced with salmonella that will ensure not only that you don't gain an ounce but guarantees that you'll lose plenty.

Etymology: heart + hardly any calories

Points: 911

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Comments: Heartlyanycalories

TJayzz - 2009-02-09: 07:52:00

silveryaspen - 2009-02-09: 10:42:00
Sizzling sentence, better than the news has done! Your verbotomy is a confection of perfection!

mweinmann - 2009-02-10: 09:36:00
good play on words...liked it.

kateinkorea - 2009-02-12: 21:25:00
That's so funny.