Verboticism: Synthecider

'I know it's loaded with calories...'

DEFINITION: n. Any highly-processed food or beverage in which the natural ingredients have been removed and replaced with artificial flavors and additives. v. To consume food products laced with synthetic sweeteners, imitation flavors, and other carcinogens.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: sin theh seye dur

Sentence: After fourteen pints of synthecider he was peckish when he got home, so he fired up the microwave and added one of the new meals with food flavouring, before settling down for a video and a cuddle with inflatable Isabelle.

Etymology: synthesizer cider

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Comments: Synthecider

silveryaspen - 2009-01-29: 08:25:00
Great sentence! Will long remember "food flavoring"

Jabberwocky - 2009-01-29: 09:44:00
fun to say

Nosila - 2009-01-29: 19:41:00
Sintheresting word!!