Verboticism: Oldcuts

'Help! There's something in the fridge!'

DEFINITION: n., Mutated leftovers which, unattended inside an evil-minded fridge, have transformed themselves into an extremely odorous, alternate life form. v., To save food past it's freshness date and watch it grow into something new.

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ōldkətz

Sentence: Julie knew it was time to throw away the oldcuts when they started producing their own mayonnaise. While she was at it she also disposed of the cheesapets.

Etymology: old (having lived for a long time; no longer young) + coldcuts (luncheon meats)

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Comments: Oldcuts

Jabberwocky - 2008-12-01: 13:04:00
so simple but so good

metrohumanx - 2008-12-01: 13:56:00
Truncated meats are terrifying. Bravo!

mweinmann - 2008-12-02: 10:25:00
simple word that says it all....

OZZIEBOB - 2008-12-03: 03:16:00