Verboticism: Socdition

'My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry!'

DEFINITION: n., 1. The process by which pairs of socks are washed, dried, and then separated perhaps never to be reunited again. 2. The place where lost socks disappear to. v. To lose your mate in the wash.

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Socdition

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: soc/dish/un

Sentence: When one of my socks loses its sole, it mysteriously makes its way, on its own, to socdition, never to be found in my washer, or dryer again.

Etymology: SOCDITION - noun - from Sock (foot covering) + PERDITION (hell)

Points: 842

Comments: Socdition

metrohumanx - 2008-11-06: 11:56:00
Hahaha. Darkly disturbing- with overtones of conspiracy.

zxvasdf - 2008-11-06: 12:15:00
at first i thought it was something like secession. sockession. it s a frightening thought, that there is such a thing as a sock hell.