Verboticism: Exsanguineats

Exsanguineats

Created by: galwaywegian

Definition: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

Pronunciation: ex san goo in eets

Sentence: Although the exsanguineats had 640 calories per serving, she actually lost weight while eating them.

Etymology: exsanguinate (bleeding out) eats

Points: 671

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Comments: Exsanguineats

Jabberwocky - 2008-10-23: 10:54:00
never heard of exsanguinate before but it works like a charm in your definition

Nosila - 2008-10-25: 00:26:00
Exsanguinate and desanguinate are terms used on cop shows for people who bleed to death...Hill Street Blues used them all the time. I would rather deSANGRIAnate!