Verboticism: Carbohybernate

Carbohybernate

Created by: lumina

Definition: v., To not feel guilty about all the weight you're putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n., A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation.

Pronunciation: carbo/hi/bur/nate

Sentence: It starts the week of Halloween, and goes all the way to New Year's Day. The Klumps start bulking up on the starches and sugars. They believe if they carbohybernate, they will be less likely to pick up the colds and flus of the season.

Etymology: Carbohydrate Hibernate

Points: 875

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Comments: Carbohybernate

galwaywegian - 2008-10-20: 09:34:00
heehee!

metrohumanx - 2008-10-20: 09:50:00
EXCELLENT! Are there ANY non-candy holidays left? All we have is the 4th of July, and explosives are not a viable substitute for sweets.

lumina - 2008-10-20: 20:20:00
Metro, I agree. Those sparklers are more "spicy" than sweet. Always need a milk chaser after a few. :)