Verboticism: Neutrition

'Please don't eat that stuff in front of me.'

DEFINITION: v., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to "reverse the damage".

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Neutrition

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Pronunciation: new-trih-shun

Sentence: My vegan friend Paula neutritioned herself to a vodka martini, but only because it was cruelty-free and garnished with organic olives.

Etymology: Neu- (from neuter) and nutrition

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