Verboticism: Hystericool

Hystericool

Created by: Tigger

Definition: v. To remain calm, steadfast and ploddingly systematic in the midst of a huge freaking disaster. n. A person who systematizes everything from their morning routines to personal relationships.

Pronunciation: /hi-STER-i-kool/

Sentence: The whole family was going on summer vacation again — to Disney World this year — with Jane, her husband, their five kids, her in-laws and two cousins. Every year, it was Jane's job to organize the family's packing and get everyone ready to rush to the airport as soon as Jack, her husband, got home from work; and Jack was always late. With screaming kids running all around her, Jane calmly walked through the house, grabbed Grandpa Joe's medicine, Jennie's retainer, James' Game-Boy and Jill's iPod, dropped them into the appropriate suitcases while snatching a flying T-shirt out of the air and packing that too. While chaos erupted around her, Jane remained hystericool. She didn't even sweat a drop when she and Jack rode the Space Mountain ride. As the ride stopped, Jack leaned over and gave 'his Coolamity Jane' a smile and a big kiss.

Etymology: Hysterical - behavior characterized by excessive or uncontrollable emotion, such as fear or panic (from Greek, hysterikos "of the womb, suffering in the womb") + Cool - not excited; calm, especially during times of stress (from Pre-Germanic, koluz "cold, to freeze")

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Comments: Hystericool

metrohumanx - 2008-07-10: 07:58:00
HYSTERICOOL is beautiful- and obviously based on an all-too-real personal experience. Love it!

Jabberwocky - 2008-07-10: 09:33:00
great word tigger

Tigger - 2008-07-10: 10:54:00
Actually metro, I was thinking of the beginning of the movie 'Home Alone' and Catherine O'Hara's character when I wrote that. But anyone with that many kids to travel with ought to be a complete wreck, even if she does forget one...

lumina - 2008-07-10: 18:43:00
I love it! And that "sentence!" We are all aspiring writers I think... :) Great read!

Nosila - 2008-07-10: 23:19:00
Good one, Tigger...gives one hystericool laughter!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-07-11: 18:24:00
Another great word.