DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

Securitsatiation

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: se/cure/i/ti/say/shee/ay/shun

Sentence: Mark's love life wouldn't have been fulfilled without the securitisatiation he experienced on a shopping spree. He was grateful for the wide variety of orgasmic produce now available at the local supermarket.

Etymology: secure (purchase) + satiate (satisfy) + securitization

Points: 767

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