Verboticism: Pendurance

'Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!'

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Pendurance

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: Pen-DUR-ens

Sentence: She lifted an eyebrow delicately when she opened the email and saw his pendurance.

Etymology: pen (verb) + endurance

Points: 1325

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