Verboticism: Chronaumatize

'Don't tell me your trying to sneak out early?'

DEFINITION: n. A type of frustration created by a manager who never notices when you work late, but always nags you for leaving early whenever you leave on time. v. To carefully monitor your subordinates to ensure that they never leave work a minute early.

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Chronaumatize

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: chrawn - AUWM - uh - tyz

Sentence: Edgar had developed the annoying habit of perching where he could see all his workers as quitting time approached and he would attempt to chronaumatize anyone who even looked as though they might be trying to sneak out a few minutes early.

Etymology: Blend of chronometer (clock) and traumatize.

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Comments: Chronaumatize

Jabberwocky - 2008-04-23: 09:03:00
I know people like that

scissorlips - 2008-04-23: 10:58:00
Lumberg!!!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-04-23: 17:45:00
Lumberg,indeed! Nice blend.

Mustang - 2008-04-23: 20:00:00
Lumberg it is! Uhhh, what or who is Lumberg? Or dare I ask? LOL