Verboticism: Weighoflife
DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.
Weighoflife
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: way - of - lie - f
Sentence: By a voiding calories, Cary hoped to become thin as a calla reed, but he bloomed out like the petals on that lily. Eliminating fatty acids, he still wound up fattyassed. By eating lots of cucumbers and salad veggies, he hoped to tighten his belt a notch or two, but he had to let it out a notch ... due to the inexplicable incomebrance! Cary wanted to scale down, but when he weighed in, he was up'scale'ated. "Help!" Cary cried, "I'm sick of this weighoflife. Please, lettuce turnip and pea it off!
Etymology: Way of Life, Weigh of Life.
Points: 878
Comments: Weighoflife
Nosila - 2008-03-19: 01:14:00
Weigh to go, silveryaspen! I love the weigh you pepper your sentences with sayings that are hard to beet!
Mustang - 2008-03-19: 06:49:00
Very good! If Cary doesnt 'meat' this problem straight aweigh, he'll be doomed to simply vegetate and perhaps even grow scales.
Jabberwocky - 2008-03-19: 11:44:00
very nice
OZZIEBOB - 2008-03-20: 05:00:00
Good one!