Verboticism: Chastitypelt

'Do you think it's time that Elsie started sleeping on the floor?'

DEFINITION: v. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner's bed.

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Chastitypelt

Created by: bigveg

Pronunciation: chas-ti-ty-pelt

Sentence: man: hey, baby! woman: not while mr snoogles is in the bed!! man:(under breath)gonna shoot that chastitypelt...

Etymology: Chastity: abstaining from sexual relations - pelt: The hide or skin of an animal

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Comments: Chastitypelt

silveryaspen - 2008-03-13: 10:24:00
Burst out laughing! Fun Won!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-03-13: 21:57:00
I like It!

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