Verboticism: Becksotted

'Not now dear, Posh has stretch marks'

DEFINITION: v., To be so obsessed with the lives of celebrities that you neglect your own personal affairs, responsibilities and hygiene. n., A person who is infatuated with celebrities.

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Becksotted

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: b ek sodd id

Sentence: She was so Becksotted she would have eaten his toenail clippings in her meusli, stirred his hair into her frappacappa, wrapped herself in his sweaty kimono(it would have looked better on her anyway). she stared at his poster and sighed as she plucked the eyes from her Posh doll.

Etymology: besotted, Becks

Points: 635

Comments: Becksotted

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-15: 09:31:00
It's a good thing she's not poshsessed or she might have gone after Beckham's balls (soccer ones of course)

silveryaspen - 2008-02-15: 10:10:00
Bent over Beckwords! I salute your humor! Laughing loudly!

bookowl - 2008-02-15: 10:51:00
very funny

DeltaRho2K - 2008-02-15: 13:30:00
Your sentence was so smooth and made me laugh so hard, I forgot what the actual verbotocism was...

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-17: 16:22:00
You scored a goal with this one. Great word and sentence!