Verboticism: Lapsetop

'Honey? Honey! Can you hear me?'

DEFINITION: n., A slow computer with insufficient memory; also, a slow-thinking husband. v., To take an extraordinarily long time to respond to a relatively simple request.

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Lapsetop

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: laps/top

Sentence: This laspsetop is completely useless. Every time I move the mouse the screen saver comes on.

Etymology: laptop + lapse

Points: 686

Comments: Lapsetop

direwookiee - 2008-01-07: 09:37:00
I like it!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-01-07: 18:02:00
Very good word!