Verboticism: Lardka

'May I have the sweet potato fries? '

DEFINITION: v., To not feel guilty about all the weight you're putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n., A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation.

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Lardka

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: lard-ka

Sentence: She always gives herself flabsolution to overeat this time of year to put on her winter lardka. She never seems to worry about the June thongsequences of her indulgence.

Etymology: lard, parka

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Comments: Lardka

remistram - 2007-11-21: 09:44:00
Funny!

Jabberwocky - 2007-11-21: 15:03:00
it's time to get the old Thanksgiving Day pants out with the adjustable waist

OZZIEBOB - 2007-11-21: 16:53:00
Funny, clever & interesting! It is said" 'Clothes don't make the woman, but they often show how she is made!"