Verboticism: Contagialize

'Yes Boss, I am sick as a dog'

DEFINITION: v., To create the impression that you are deathly ill and represent a potentially lethal bio-hazard risk, so that your boss will ask you to "take the next couple of days off". n., A faked illness.

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Contagialize

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Pronunciation:

Sentence: No, we're cool, I contagialized my boss and she made me take the day off.

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