Verboticism: Turmould

'Aaaaaaahh! It's alive!'

DEFINITION: n. The unexpected moment of horror when you realize that you're sharing your bathroom shower with thousands of rapidly replicating fungi, commonly known as orange slime. v. To be colonized by orange slime.

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Turmould

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: tur-mold

Sentence: After years of wearing glasses and enjoying ablutions in the safe fuzzy blur of her bathroom, Maryann experienced a grande turmould on showering for the first time after her laser eye treatment.

Etymology: turmoil + mould

Points: 617

Comments: Turmould

petaj - 2007-10-31: 04:27:00
At least she was reassured that her treatment had restored perfect vision.

Jabberwocky - 2007-10-31: 13:44:00
it's time to call in the turmouldnator