Verboticism: Greetinwhouliken

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

Create | Read

Voted For: Greetinwhouliken

Successfully added your vote for "Greetinwhouliken".

You still have one vote left...

Exodecembrating

Created by: artbegotti

Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting

Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"

Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.

| Comments and Points

Yulephemism

simon1081

Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m

Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

| Comments and Points

Hermonilize

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: her-moan-ahleyeze

Sentence: The party had been hermonilized, so many different religions had gathered

Etymology: Spanish

| Comments and Points

Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Chrismahanukwanzaakize

Created by: mlw1235

Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze

Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?

Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.

| Comments and Points

Shachristmaseid

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Unicheer

Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Celabotulate

Xenophanes

Created by: Xenophanes

Pronunciation: Sell-A-Botch-You-Late

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...