Verboticism: Presentpooper

'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Pacifoul

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl

Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.

Etymology: pacify + foul

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Imagiscation

Created by: maker

Pronunciation: E-madgee-scation

Sentence: Suddenly someone interrupted my imagiscation.

Etymology: Imagination + Scat

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Psychornithocrapulence

Created by: vainglorious11

Pronunciation: S-eye-k-or-nih-th-oh-k-rap-you-l-en-ss

Sentence: Waiting in the massive line for the boxing day sale, I caught myself in a bout of psychornithocrapulence.

Etymology: Psych- for mental, ornitho- for bird-related, and crapulence for, well, crap.

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COMMENTS:

This particular case might be better termed "caterval (crowd-related) psychornithocrapulence. - vainglorious11, 2006-12-18: 19:31:00

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Columboscat

Created by: ciscocosta

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Craptize

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Crap-ti-z

Sentence: That bird gave me such a craptize

Etymology: From teh word crap - to excrete and from Surprize - to shock

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Ploffany

Created by: KliCk5000

Pronunciation: Plo (as in blow) ffany (as in funny)

Sentence: I was in a state of ploffany while waiting in line for the movie, as though I was higher than everyone else.

Etymology: Latin for the state of being high. (Not really)

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Dovlusional

Created by: TwoSheds

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That man thinks he's a dove, he's dovlusional.

Etymology: Dove+Delusional

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Transdoving

Created by: breastplate

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I was totally transdoving the other day and I was happy because I hadn't done it recently.

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Analeyezing

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ay/nal/i/zing

Sentence: Some days I spend time analeyezing about my coworkers and imagine their upturned faces as I .... on them

Etymology: anal + eyes + analyze

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Poopdreams

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: poop-dreems

Sentence: Sandra indulged herself in poopdreams, picturing the excited faces of her intended targets when they discovered their "present"

Etymology: poop + dreams

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