Verboticism: Oblivioffend

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holigreet

Created by: KoolKow

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Celeberate

Created by: Sissyphus

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Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"

Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate

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Phisonting

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting

Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.

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Assimibrate

Created by: kafka

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Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.

Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"

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Festivate

Created by: retrochronix

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Duotimer

Created by: meisakai

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Exmaspale

Created by: frenzi

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Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.

Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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Greaith

Created by: tpm01

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Clausimpropriety

Created by: jdfalk

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