Verboticism: Hellofaux

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Ireverendism

Created by: lunaticbythesea

Pronunciation: ER rever end ism

Sentence: Yeah, the boss spewed a bunch of Ireverendisms at the Christmas party,he managed to offend everyone.

Etymology: cross between irelevent,ireverent and Reverend.Denoting an obscure,psuedo,religious yet thoughoughly inept attempt to cover every group of people with the same lame holiday greeting.

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MY first submission, if history holds it will also be my best, they can only get worse from now on. - lunaticbythesea, 2006-12-12: 18:25:00

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Holidize

Created by: Erica0303

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Sentence: Ok now children, go holidize with your grandparents.

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Felizpolyglot

Created by: boutros9

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Salrudetation

Created by: haroldbarold

Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun

Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.

Etymology: salutation + rude

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Holipease

Created by: Dooreatoe

Pronunciation: hol-i-peez

Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.

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Merrikwanica

Created by: btkantz

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Intergreeting

Created by: Luke01

Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting

Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.

Etymology: International and greeting

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Guiltreet

Created by: schmoozyduh

Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt

Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.

Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.

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Mazelbotch

Created by: jsky20

Pronunciation: ma-zel-bach

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Etymology: mazel tov + botch

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