Verboticism: Hanakkockup

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Shachristmaseid

Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.

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Bombemotte

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: bomb mott

Sentence: Colin always knew how to stop a conversation dead with his bombemottes.

Etymology: its like dropping a 10 ton bomb on the conversation leaving total silence in its wake.

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Marry

Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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Congracistulate

whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Politogreetings

Created by: davielmejor

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Solipseason

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on

Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.

Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season

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Molesentimenthol

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol

Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!

Etymology: Molest-sentimental

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- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00

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