Verboticism: Hanakkockup
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Dootogreeting
Created by: antonhere
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: shitty greeting
Berete
Created by: gemgirl
Pronunciation: bur-eat
Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.
Etymology: berate + greet = berete
Shachristmaseid
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation:
Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.
Etymology:
Bombemotte
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: bomb mott
Sentence: Colin always knew how to stop a conversation dead with his bombemottes.
Etymology: its like dropping a 10 ton bomb on the conversation leaving total silence in its wake.
Marry
Created by: verndo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.
Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.
Offendogram
Created by: littleguybrush
Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram
Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.
Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram
Solipseason
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on
Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.
Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season
Molesentimenthol
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol
Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!
Etymology: Molest-sentimental
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00
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