Verboticism: Crosscrescent

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Holyhail

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: HO-lee-HAYL

Sentence: We exchanged holyhails, and went our separate ways.

Etymology: holy - associated with a divine power hail - to greet enthusiastically, praise

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If it makes any difference, I was also Guest... then had to go and register! - Guthlaf1, 2006-12-13: 06:45:00

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Holicaustify

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy

Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.

Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.

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Holidizum

Created by: glorfadox

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Ignorancisms

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms

Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly

Etymology: ignorance + "isms"

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Salrudetation

Created by: haroldbarold

Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun

Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.

Etymology: salutation + rude

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

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Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Kwanzymoron

Created by: ajamay

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Fauxmas

elstiko

Created by: elstiko

Pronunciation: Fo-mah (or Fohcksmas, if you prefer)

Sentence: Joel made an astonishing fauxmas by wishing his Turkish colleague a happy ANZAC day.

Etymology: From Faux Pas and Xmas, obviously.

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Happygenerism

Created by: Baruch

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