Verboticism: Duotimer
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Fauxpauxonearthism
Created by: gwenaverill
Pronunciation: foe-paw-on-irth-izm
Sentence: After Trevor received only puzzled stares in response to his holiday salutation of "Happy consumer orgy season," he wondered if he had commmited a fauxpauxonearthism
Etymology: faux paux + peace on earth
Marry
Created by: verndo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.
Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.
Solipseason
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on
Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.
Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season
Seculate
Created by: parabasis
Pronunciation: SECK-yoo-late
Sentence: "Happy Whatever!" he seculated.
Etymology:
Molesentimenthol
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol
Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!
Etymology: Molest-sentimental
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00
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Desalutation
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun
Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.
Etymology: de: away + salutation
Jollifixations
Created by: chadfust
Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns
Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!
Etymology: jollifications + fixation
