Verboticism: Politosobomde
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Ireverendism
Created by: lunaticbythesea
Pronunciation: ER rever end ism
Sentence: Yeah, the boss spewed a bunch of Ireverendisms at the Christmas party,he managed to offend everyone.
Etymology: cross between irelevent,ireverent and Reverend.Denoting an obscure,psuedo,religious yet thoughoughly inept attempt to cover every group of people with the same lame holiday greeting.
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COMMENTS:
MY first submission, if history holds it will also be my best, they can only get worse from now on. - lunaticbythesea, 2006-12-12: 18:25:00
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Cheersmear
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: cheer-smear
Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.
Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)
Fickamble
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull
Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?
Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)
Blexxpletive
Created by: coinstar
Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).
Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.
Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)
Holilapse
Created by: DarthWader
Pronunciation: hall ih laps
Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.
Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)
Exmaspale
Created by: frenzi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.
Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.