Verboticism: Politosobomde

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Ireverendism

Created by: lunaticbythesea

Pronunciation: ER rever end ism

Sentence: Yeah, the boss spewed a bunch of Ireverendisms at the Christmas party,he managed to offend everyone.

Etymology: cross between irelevent,ireverent and Reverend.Denoting an obscure,psuedo,religious yet thoughoughly inept attempt to cover every group of people with the same lame holiday greeting.

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MY first submission, if history holds it will also be my best, they can only get worse from now on. - lunaticbythesea, 2006-12-12: 18:25:00

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Holigrefecate

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Created by: aly22

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Cheersmear

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: cheer-smear

Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.

Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)

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Sacrewish

Created by: tiohn

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Fickamble

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull

Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?

Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)

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Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Festivus

Created by: GreatRandew

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Yuletact

bothra

Created by: bothra

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Exmaspale

Created by: frenzi

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Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.

Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.

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