Verboticism: Yuledoonicely

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Gretango

Created by: saleme

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Fauxpaax

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fo-pox

Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.

Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace

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Missiletoeing

aoife

Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Seasincorectness

Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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Offriend

Created by: dkrider

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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Greetgrate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GREET-grayt

Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.

Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Chanukahadanzamasturbate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt

Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.

Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate

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