Verboticism: Yuledoonicely

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Fauxkwanza

Created by: xcruser88x

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Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.

Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Hanuzaamasticize

Created by: kittreb

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Christmisfit

Created by: shadowmonkey04

Pronunciation: Kris-miss-fit

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Xholimas

Created by: malindaemb

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Missiletoeing

aoife

Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Markeling

Created by: 321JOS

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Phisonting

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting

Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.

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Shachristmaseid

Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.

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Incorectaxmasalutism

Created by: Jester

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