Verboticism: Crasstian

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Hermonilize

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: her-moan-ahleyeze

Sentence: The party had been hermonilized, so many different religions had gathered

Etymology: Spanish

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Greetinwhouliken

Created by: ltapilot

Pronunciation: greetin who you likin

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Desalutation

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun

Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.

Etymology: de: away + salutation

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Yuletried

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: yool-tride

Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit

Etymology: yuletide + tried

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Christmisfit

Created by: shadowmonkey04

Pronunciation: Kris-miss-fit

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Polioff

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: paw-li-off

Sentence: i guess i have to forgive my overseas friends for giving such polioff christmas greetings since they dont know about our customs and belief.

Etymology: political + put-off

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Chanukahadanzamasturbate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt

Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.

Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Happygenerism

Created by: Baruch

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