Verboticism: Holilapse

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Supercilify

Created by: googly

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Sentence: When i got that card, I felt weirdly wupercilified.

Etymology: Transforms "supercilious" into a transtitive verb.

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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Holicide

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: Some consider non-denominational cards an act of holicide.

Etymology: Holiday+Homicide

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Holidooze

Created by: Malemocynt

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Sentence: That airport in the news has no idea how to holidooze their way through a multi-culti crowd.

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Fakitusgreetingus

Created by: jonique

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Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.

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Celeberate

Created by: Sissyphus

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Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"

Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate

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Crassmastize

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: crass"-mas-tize'

Sentence: After reading all the earnest, but ignorant "Holiday" cards from her coworkers, the wiccan always felt crassmastized.

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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Nihilistmasism

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism

Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.

Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism

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Crosscrescent

Created by: VBIZILJ

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- VBIZILJ, 2006-12-13: 15:18:00

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