Verboticism: Horriday

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Agnauseam

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")

Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.

Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam

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Exmaspale

Created by: frenzi

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Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.

Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.

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Inapropreetings

Created by: saramomo

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Masholiday

Created by: Dancebert

Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day

Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.

Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...

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Holigrefecate

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Created by: aly22

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Mistlebloe

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: missle-blo

Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.

Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe

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Misfestivate

Created by: knave

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Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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Kwanzymoron

Created by: ajamay

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Felizpolyglot

Created by: boutros9

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