Verboticism: Solipseason
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Insaludate
Created by: Benperson
Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)
Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.
Etymology:
Bleffend
Created by: thewbert
Pronunciation: ble-FFEND
Sentence:
Etymology: comes from bless and offend
Fakitusgreetingus
Created by: jonique
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.
Etymology:
Misunifaholyate
Created by: theantiipod
Pronunciation: Mis-uni-fa-holy-ate
Sentence: The media tends to misunifaholyate an awful lot during the holidays, I feel a little offended.
Etymology: Mis + unification + holy
Greesting
Created by: meiyas
Pronunciation:
Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.
Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting
Greetgrate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: GREET-grayt
Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.
Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)
Holilapse
Created by: DarthWader
Pronunciation: hall ih laps
Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.
Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)
