Verboticism: Xholimas

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Happyholidayism

Created by: truefedwa

Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m

Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"

Etymology: Happy+Holiday

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Politicalmas

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: political-mas

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Etymology: political, christmas

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Nondengreet

Created by: gale37

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Seasincorectness

Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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Breetch

sleep

Created by: sleep

Pronunciation: breech

Sentence: Tom, in a breetch of holiday conduct, said, "Happy Jewish Holidays!"

Etymology: greet, botch, breach

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Grategreet

Created by: galwaywegian

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Jewislamwanza

Created by: Pyrophyle

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