DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong. n. A person whose sweat is stronger than their muscles.

Sweatshocks

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: sweat-shocks

Sentence: Marvin had sweatshocks when he tried to return to the gym after several years and discovered that not only were his days as a chick magnet and male model over, but he smelled like old sneakers.

Etymology: wordplay on sweatsocks

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