DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

Parapherfailure

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: pa-ra-fer-fayl-yer

Sentence: Once out of cyberspace, his parapherfailure meant he couldn't locate the keys.

Etymology: From "paraphernalia" and "failure".

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