Verboticism: Alterexibition

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Alterexibition

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: alter exibition

Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?

Etymology: alternative + exibition

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