Verboticism: Misdirbreastion

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Misdirbreastion

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Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

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