DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

Hypocriticareful

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: hip-oh-crit-ih-CAIR-ful

Sentence: Once again, dad was being extremely hipocriticareful, swatting us for goofing around in the back seat with one hand, while steering into oncoming traffic with the other.

Etymology: hypocritical + careful

Points: 791

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